| Top Ten Signs That It's Time To Own Your Own Home |
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10.You can't make any improvements to the exterior of your home without getting approval from the "Board of Historic Monuments."
9. Your bathroom is decorated in avocado green -- from the first time it was in style.
8. You have to move the furniture to see the carpet's original color.
7. You haven't visited the other half of the house in six months.
6. All the children's rooms are now guest bedrooms.
5. Your phone number is on your plumber's speed dial.
4. The plumber's phone is on your speed dial.
3. The swing set in the backyard has sprouted roots.
2. You can't get anything repaired because "they stopped making those parts years ago."
1. When you first bought your house, you lived in the country. Now that same house is part of the city.
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